I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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