You made me cry and you don't even care
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
