k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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