yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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