super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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