she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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