We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.