i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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