i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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