I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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