you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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