The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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