Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I think I just sharted jello shots
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