I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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