He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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