yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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