I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I need a hoe opinion
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Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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