Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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