Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
you made out with another girl for some wings
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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