i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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