i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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