I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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