3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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