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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.

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  Anal.

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• (510): View more from California

  you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  he fucked my hip out of place.

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• (530): View more from California

  he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"

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• (432): View more from Texas

  I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself

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