I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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