Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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