some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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