He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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