its not stalking. its research.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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