It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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