playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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