Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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