Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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