If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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