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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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