who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My feet surprised me
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