part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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