It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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