I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My underwear smells like fireworks.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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