Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize