Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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