Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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