it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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