Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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