Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
