i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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