pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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