I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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