I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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