I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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