I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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