ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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