You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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