I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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