yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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